... i cannot fold a fitted sheet. and i have no desire to learn how.
... i have no idea what "seasoning a pan" means.
... walking the dogs is my therapy.
... sometimes i want to drink a bottle of champagne just so i can keep the cork.
... i really, really hate scary movies.
... when charlie and i moved in together i was adamant about not having a tv in our bedroom. now i wish we had one.
... i hate running errands. except for target.
... i think the new iPad is the stupidest thing ever. isn't it just a giant iPod touch?
... i am insanely jealous of people who work from home.
... sales would be the worst career for me ever to work in. when i worked in a mexican restaurant i couldn't even sell guacamole to people. i lost every single sales contest that we had. every night i worked.
... i also dumped an entire bowl of bean soup on a customer once. they didn't leave me a tip.
... i generally make bad decisions when tequila is involved.
... i change my mind a lot.
... movies longer than 2 hours bore me. i usually end up leaving the theater.
... i hate china.
... i like to watch movies over and over. ditto with books i like.
... i can be really, really stubborn.
... i miss the beach. a lot.