... "how much weight have you gained?"
um, totally in appropriate. it's even more inappropriate to say, "wow, that much?!" if i am dumb enough to tell you.
... "you can't be drinking coffee when you're having a baby/you're going to kill your baby by drinking coffee."
first of all it's decaf, second of all pregnant women are allowed to drink coffee, and third of all it's none of your damn business.
... "when my wife had her baby i had to leave the room because i got tired".
wow, you sound like a stand up guy. you got tired sitting around and left your wife who was actually birthing a child.
... "can you come and get me when the baby moves so i can feel it?".
... "hey there, preggers".
... "wow, you're getting big".
yes i am. there is a human growing inside of me.
.... "you can't eat cheese".
are you a medical professional? no? then i'm not interested in hearing your opinion.
... "i heard on the news last night that the breastmilk bank is running low. you should donate some."
actually, i'm not lactating. thanks for asking.
... "are you going to breastfeed? because you should, it's better for the baby".
again, thanks Dr. Sears. when i decide to involve you in how i raise my child i'll let you know.
* side note: these were all things that were said to me by either complete strangers or people i am not at all close with. obviously if they were made by friends/family members they would not necessarily be inappropriate.