So I was talking to my dad the other day. Our convo went something like this:
**a little background, we were talking about how not to get screwed by the IRS if C and I get audited for this years taxes, which anyway is highly unlikely.**
Dad: ... that really shouldn't be a problem since you guys are life partners.
me: **pause** uhh, dad? we're not a homosexual couple.
Dad: life partner, fiance, husband ... whatever.
me: yeah ... I just don't want the minister at our wedding "pronouncing us life partners", ya know?
he makes me laugh, that man. Life partners? I'm going to have to find a card that says something about that for his anniversary next year...